Drunken Lore

I showed Carlos,Robert and Goods, My testicle.

They were amazed at its size.

My one Ball is bigger than both of Carlos's.

The funny thing is it didnt get that much bigger.

and My mom always wondered why I always walked funny....

Dave plays the guitar I thinks hes swell , I am not trying to ryhme on a dime.

Dave is watching me type right now becasuse he thinks my hands are sexy.

ahhhhh yea

"its all about the assholle after valentines day"

"then you turn into a bitch"

as told to carlos from roberts.

I personally think all bitches are assholes after valentines day?

jessica you are a dirty hippie.

I am drunk.right now.
There is a hot chick named michelle that I think looks like carrie ann moss thats here right now.


I am drunk.

Peace